famous quotes

[sacky]

my favourite is napoleon

http://thinkexist.com/quotes/napoleon_bonaparte/

[Wayne]

What is the definition of Mistress?
> Someone between the Mister and Mattress.

[shield_2006]

Oh chit!!!

[Wayne]

When I think of work, it's mostly about having control over your destiny, as opposed to being at the mercy of what's out there.

[atma]

if it smellin parsad-parsad yuh could go ahead

[Wayne]

No clue what parsad-parsad means.

[riverlime4so]

If you're not smart enough to know that you're not that smart, then you're not that smart.
- me

[snowbird]

"Save the neck for me Clark"

Quote from that Movie Classic......National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

Said by Clark Griswold's cousin Eddy as they sat at the dinner table and were about to cut into the Christmas turkey.



Eddie (played by Randy Quaid) lines are legendary in that movie


if you've never seen it...it's a 'must see'.

[taiyed]

"No man can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach." - Woodrow T. Wilson


"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." - Woodrow T. Wilson

[riverlime4so]

Wait... watch this...
- Famous last words

[Wayne]

"Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear."
John Winston Ono Lennon

[letric]

One evening in October, when I was one-third
sober
An' taking home a 'load' with manly pride:
My poor feet began to stutter, so I lay down in
the gutter.
And a pig came up and lay down by my side;
Then we sang 'It's all fair weather when good
fellows get together.'
'Till a lady passing was heard to say:
'You can tell a man who "boozes" by the
company he chooses'
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

[letric]

The great law of culture is: Let each become all
that he was created capable of becoming.

Thomas Carlyle(1795-1881)

[letric]

The great law of culture is: Let each become all
that he was created capable of becoming.

Thomas Carlyle(1795-1881)

A generous and elevated mind is distinguished
by nothing more certainly than an eminent
degree of curiosity.
(Voyage to Abyssina) (1735)

[simplecandice]

I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day,
a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic
waiting somewhere behind the morning.

- J.B. Priestly

[guyguy]

Everyone likes the smell of his own fart.

[letric]

Love is the fart
Of every heart:
It pains a man when 'tis kept close,
If it proved fair weather.
(A Poem with the Answer)

[letric]

Love is the fart
Of every heart:
It pains a man when 'tis kept close,
If it proved fair weather.
(A Poem with the Answer)

So dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the
same time
Gerald Ford

[letric]

You can't hold a man down without staying
down with him.

[letric]

Once a man acts in a decisive sense and comes out into
reality, existence can get a grip on him and providence
educate him.

[letric]

We must learn to live together as brothers or
perish together as fools.

[letric]

One reproaches a lover, but can one reproach a
husband, when his only fault is that he no longer
loves?

[letric]

Everyone complains about his memory, but no one
complains of his judgement.

[letric]

Once a man acts in a decisive sense and comes out into
reality, existence can get a grip on him and providence
educate him.

I think knowing what you cannot do is more
important than knowing what you can do. In fact,
that's good taste.

[letric]

Everyone complains about his memory, but no one
complains of his judgement.

My memory is loyal to me, more loyal than my
best friends.