Footie: The perfect penalty

[Falcon]

University eggheads studied hour after hour of footage to deduce what makes a shot unstoppable.

The SHOT should be 65mph or more. This requires a RUN-UP of five to six paces, commencing from the edge of the 18-yard line — approaching the ball at an ANGLE of 20 to 30 degrees.

And it must CROSS the goal line at exactly 0.5m below crossbar and 0.5m inside either post.

Researchers say the formula promises 100 per cent success.

Make Robhino read this.........
I must say, in my self assessment of the will he score wont he score, I have mentally formed an idea of a good and bad run up and angle..... (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article2337174.ece) Is so people does lose patent.

[Ali]

perfect penalty

(((X+Y+S)/2)x((T+I+2B)/4))+(V/2)-1

where:

V Velocity of ball once struck
T Time between placing ball on spot and striking ball
S Number of steps in run-up
I Time ball is struck after goalkeeper initiatives dive
Y Vertical placement of ball from ground
X Horizontal placement of ball from centre
B Striking position of foot

:ugeek:

like wth :shock:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 105802.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/5105802.stm)

[Falcon]

Ali, you do know that if you differentiate that you get the formula for area under the bar? jk

where's the minus sign if it's an equation????

[Ali]

na yuh hadda integrate it :P

u mean d equal sign? ah guess it understood lol

[Falcon]

integrate for area well done......... yuh know yuh maths...yes I meant equal sign....

but it must equal something...dont tell me it equals 'a goal'!!!!

[Acid]

That integral will give you an area.

However, what will the limits be?

Falcon's theory suggests that his system is a sure, and constant (i.e. Static), thing however if Yao Ming is keeping he would be able to reach that.

I think with Ali's experimental result, it is more dynamic but the integral generates a value which then has to be normalized into a statistical ratio.

Ali, I am looking at your equation:
X+Y+S --> X and Y are length measurements and S is a number
T+I+2B--> T and I are time values but B is "striking position"

I guess there had to be further parameters evaluated into S and B inorder to standardize the units. Also environmental conditions and ball parameters (weight, aerofoil dynamics aren't included).

Well it was developed in Merseyside, so maybe Prof. Sacky had something to do with it.

[Falcon]

:shock:

[Acid]

Better we print this out and fax it to Maturana and tell Stern to chook it in his socks for the game on Saturday.

Lewwe hope he doh read it upside down like Dyson.

[sacky]

the theory is sounding even harder than the practical :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Falcon]

spoken like a true novice.

sacky yuh ever kick ah ball in yuh life? :mrgreen:

[Ali]

i eh kick one in months :cry: ....when i do go dey want to play cricket :x

[sacky]

i eh kick one in months :cry: ....when i do go dey want to play cricket :x
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