Who or what is your ideal partner?

[KFCSpicy]

:? I think my ideal partner is someone with money and business sense like maybe Jay-z, Looks like that american footballer Reggie Bush, is toe curling in and out of the boudoir intelligent, taller than 6ft 2" doh pick deh nose in public and flick at or worse yet...eat it. Not cheap, not necessarily metro but groomed, does bade wid water and soap and a loofa/rag/jookin board. No kids prior to meeting me, does not live at home with his moms/grand parents/sister/cuzzins. Likes kids and plants and goes to church. Is a mans man, and a gentle man who is a gentleman. Must respect me, be independant, thinks I am god's gift to his world and generally does not notice any other woman/man but moi ;)

Is this person even out there? call meh on 555-555-999 :D

[serenity]

Josh Groban

[strombo23]

my ideal partner would be me but reallllllllllllllll feminine, girl type of hot/georgeous/sexy/pretty/cute, and ah lil bit shorter dan me (2-6 inches). if you fit this description, please pm me --->
it also wont hurt if yuh more well off dan me :D .

[Trinique]

lol alyuh living in ah dream world yes :mrgreen:

[KFCSpicy]

LMAOOOOO i reall not happy wid dese posts. ah find all yuh real wrongeded.

[sheppy]

buh check u KFC...when i did post meh ideal partner (in a previous forum that shall remain un-named) yuh tell meh how das why ah single...

ah feel after readin yuh post dey i cud return d favour... :lol:

[vaio]

my ideal partner...hmmmm, well all those things you read about but you know will never happen - tall, dark, handsome, financially stable, can cook, a hindu, good sense of humour...then i look around and realise .... yep its a dream...

You have to live with other ppl who will have faults and you have faults of your own, so its just a compromise :geek:

[littleone]

lol alyuh living in ah dream world yes :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fuh real. no wonder some ah allyuh single, oui.

[Falcon]

lol alyuh living in ah dream world yes :mrgreen:

this HAS to be the irony OF THE DECADE!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

thanks :lol:

[Trinique]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :roll:

[Falcon]

comedy CENTRAL!!!!!!!

[SSDD]

somebody who know to keep his damn pants zipped!

[Scorpio]

Allyuh torking about allyuh ideal person, but allyuh ent stop to think if allyuh really meet that person if dey go find allyuh ideal for dem ?....

My ideal person is one who want me more than I want dem, yes.

[Trinique]

Scorpio I'm curious, why would you want that? is it because you always want to have the upperhand in the relationship? I wonder about that sometimes....can you find someone who feels the same way about you as you do about them :roll:

[Scorpio]

^^ Dais a whole new thread, I remember starting a thread like that (prob not on ttol), but as I recall it didn't get much responses.

Anyway, when we were teens, my older brother told me 2 things about choosing a gf, (a) make sure she not living south (we were living north) and (b) make sure she like you more than you like her.

But, to be honest, I really prefer to have somebody who likes me equally, not sure if that is possible though.

[Trinique]

:lol: wham to south girls? I'm from south and I rell nice :D

anyhow I have heard this before....I would prefer to like someone equally as well

[KFCSpicy]

I think thats old people thing ... my dad told me that about a guy who was like 700lbs and midnight dark black in complexion and did reallll luvin meh bum bum. When I mention to my father dat i not on he he was like "like those who like yuh cause then yuh guaranteed that they truly care/need/like yuh and won't go no way"

I had to ask him if he really take a look at the boy dread. :shock: I was not amused in the slightest. So I tell my papa to date de boy heself if he find he so hot and is such a good catch. :|

[dhal]

my ideal partner would be me but reallllllllllllllll feminine, girl type of hot/georgeous/sexy/pretty/cute, and ah lil bit shorter dan me (2-6 inches). if you fit this description, please pm me --->
it also wont hurt if yuh more well off dan me :D .

steups! :P

[dhal]

an to answer the question, i want too many things to list here lol

[Scorpio]

:lol: wham to south girls? I'm from south and I rell nice :D




No, the only thing with south girls was how far they live from us, nothing else, remember this is when we were teens and didn't have car yet.

[Silky]

My ideal partner >>>> :P http://www.bollywoodpicturesonline.com/tb/shahid_kapoor_007.jpg

[KFCSpicy]

^^^^whose dat hairy lil girl in de pic? Dat cyah be a man? Well to each their own ah suppose :twisted: :roll:

[Scorpio]

btw, K, In yuh thread title, when yuh say "Who or What is your ideal partner", what exactly yuh mean by de "what" part ?

Is this thread mean to include sex toys as well ?

Jus asking, eh, doh vex with meh.

[lou_uk]

:?
Is this person even out there? call meh on 555-555-999 :D

Ahmmm... it not working :roll:

[KFCSpicy]

^^^^lmaooooooooooo errr gee... :o ah wonder why? :?

[KFCSpicy]

:evil:
btw, K, In yuh thread title, when yuh say "Who or What is your ideal partner", what exactly yuh mean by de "what" part ?

Is this thread mean to include sex toys as well ?

Jus asking, eh, doh vex with meh.

Pookie yuh is de yampee in meh eyeball.

But I meant anything, anyone, inanimate and animate objects all included...too each their own and I really doh judge in public (much). But ah getting de feeling yuh love is plastic and have a round O for a mouth Scorps?? :|

[bluenote492000]

My ideal guy is one whose strength of character is only overshadowed by his compassionate nature. He holds beliefs he won’t compromise on, passions that drive his nature and a sense of integrity that grounds his soul. He loves his mother and children and still sees the good in this sometimes evil world around us. He’s not just a pretty face or money in the bank since those are as fickle and fleeting as a July wind. My ideal guy? One who can earn my heart but capture my respect.

[Scorpio]

:evil:
btw, K, In yuh thread title, when yuh say "Who or What is your ideal partner", what exactly yuh mean by de "what" part ?

Is this thread mean to include sex toys as well ?

Jus asking, eh, doh vex with meh.

Pookie yuh is de yampee in meh eyeball.

But I meant anything, anyone, inanimate and animate objects all included...too each their own and I really doh judge in public (much). But ah getting de feeling yuh love is plastic and have a round O for a mouth Scorps?? :|


lmao.... :lol:

Sometimes ah does really wonder if plastic wouldn't really be better yuh kno. :lol:

[KFCSpicy]

Boy...put it this way...plastic doh quarrel, get jealous, answer yuh back, get tired, have their monthlies when u want some loving and plastic eh go horn yuh and get preggers or bring home disease. ;) Just remember to re-cycle lmao! :P

[AHCOME]

KFCSpicy,
My ideal partner is someone like you, with ah lot ah fight in them and ah hot mouth! ;)

[lexbarker]

Boy...put it this way...plastic doh quarrel, get jealous, answer yuh back, get tired, have their monthlies when u want some loving and plastic eh go horn yuh and get preggers or bring home disease. ;) Just remember to re-cycle lmao! :P
You must have a lifetime supply of long lasting batteries?

[KFCSpicy]

KFCSpicy,
My ideal partner is someone like you, with ah lot ah fight in them and ah hot mouth! ;)

Buh wah de...? :shock: Yuh hah money? Yuh hair pon yuh head? Cause I eh want no broke bald man eh dread. :(

[lexbarker]

KFCSpicy,
My ideal partner is someone like you, with ah lot ah fight in them and ah hot mouth! ;)
Not me. A hot mouth is a woman's weapon. I ent want any woman with a weapon.

[peanut]

There is no such thing as an ideal partner! We all have our flairs and our faults that make us less than ideal 8-)

[KFCSpicy]

Lex yuh is a coward dread.

Peanut my hunny bunnie's faults is what makes him ideal to me so that makes your statement wrong. :)

[peanut]

Come back and tell me that after your 7th Wedding Anniversary :lol: If he is your ideal then we can expect a union in the future ... right? ;)

[KFCSpicy]

he and all de ress ah dem is meh ideal...I doh limit mehself to jess one ideal partner dread :D

[AHCOME]

KFCSpicy,
My ideal partner is someone like you, with ah lot ah fight in them and ah hot mouth! ;)
Not me. A hot mouth is a woman's weapon. I ent want any woman with a weapon.

I love meh oman and dem with ah lot ah fire, and de hot mouth daz keep all the idiots at bay ;) Why would she use her weapon against yoh unless u
deserves it? Besides, yoh should treat her with respect, then she go use the other weapon she hah and set yoh on fire . :D

KVFCspicy, Gyul yoh could bite meh anytime! ;) Ah still under 35, and ah have ah big head with lots of hair toh go with it. As for the money part, lets just say ah not scrunting, an ah doh need toh budget when ah spending it. ;)

[sheppy]

hmmmm....where is a bag of popcorn when u need it ?

[KFCSpicy]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo i am ferk nekking speechless here. :D :lol: :) Well Ahcome yuh go have to get rid ah Scorps yuh know? He is meh Friday doo doo. ;) Doh worry bout Sheppy he is meh bitter ex... :twisted:

[Trinique]

KFCspicy move ova, sounds like my kina man :D

[KFCSpicy]

:twisted: getting de toothpick to reall mash up trinique. :evil: