What would you do?

[serenity]

You know there are some stories u hear and u wonder if it were u what would u do? Dais what this thread is about.

So the first situuation was relayed to me over lunch today (yay! I had lunch today!). A colleague is in a meeting with a client. They're going through a document and in the middle of the meeting she begins to smell something fartlike. She hasnt heard anything but she's pretty sure the person just relieved some gas (a silent, deadly one) into the air-conditioned room that has no windows. What would u do?

[Falcon]

:x What you mean 'what you will do'.....aye worry about what need worrying about nuh!!

YUh have two choices:
the first is to IGNORE THE MOMENT and your flittering thoughts, and GET ON WITH THE MEETING!!!
alternatively you can start to giggle and question the individual on whether or not the hot air was from his balloon, and then talk about that for a bit, I mean who needs work in any professional environment.

[sylvestter]

if she was really into the documents or the meeting, she would not even notice...
but clearly her mind was wondering.

[serenity]

Nah boy!
I real laugh but a feel a lil sorry too - I cant concentrate on a meeting when for the past ten mins or so the stench keeps worsening! And the man there pretending he eh smelling nutten!

[sheppy]

bwhahaha...who smelt it..dealt it.....talk done...

but if i buss a bad one in a confined space (which i try meh best not to cuz i'm pretty sure it shud be a crime) like an elevator or small room etc...i does own up yes...
i'd say...wow..what did i eat today ??? let's open a window or light a match...maybe bring in a hazadous chemical containment team....

[lexbarker]

I would start talking about the greatness of Beano Gas Tablets or something similar.

[Scorpio]

I would spray he arse with lysol. :twisted:

[serenity]

Was introduced today to a person whose name sounds very familiar and important. And the person doing the introduction did it with a general air of formality and something almost like reverence followed by a knowing look. My response was clearly supposed to be one of awe and honour. But kill me dead I had no idea who i was being presented to. And the thing with me is, u can read my face like a book. It have no hiding anything. So, there I am, fighting down the look of embarrassment that I'm sure is creeping onto my face and trying to make conversation with someone everybody know the history of..except me :oops: . What would u do?