All men are dogs

[dancerboy]

Back in the days i (like most men) 'uses' to cheat on meh wife. However, i always tell a woman 'up front' that i was married. Never believe in lying about my marriage, or badtalking meh wife. Anyhow, women would say, if you are married, why you still looking for another woman. I would simply reply, because all men are dogs, and i do not want to dis-appoint you. However, if you met a man who wasn't a dog you would treat him as one. Then when he stars to bark you would say: you see i know all men are dogs.

DANCERBOY

[Chicabonita]

I don't believe for a minute that all men are dogs. There are good, honest and caring men out there who respect their wives and their marriage through faithfulness and sincere love. AND there are women who treat these men with the same respect and love they are receiving.

[guyguy]

I would simply reply, because all men are dogs, and i do not want to dis-appoint you.

DANCERBOY
Wat breed? :D :D :D

[sapodila]

rot....dob..... never mind! :roll:
I don't believe for a minute that all men are dogs. There are good, honest and caring men out there who respect their wives and their marriage through faithfulness and sincere love. AND there are women who treat these men with the same respect and love they are receiving.

Nice observation... Chica! Thank you!

[serenity]

Never believe in lying about my marriage, or badtalking meh wife. DANCERBOY

At least u had standards... :roll:
Please doh insult dogs by comparing them to men with no respect for vows, family or fidelity. :geek:

Lemme hijack the thread lil bit.
I hate that some men go wandering around in their youth sowing seeds of despair and pain for their families and others and then in their old age, when dey tail useless and dry up, they suddenly see the value of familylife.

U know how many cute old couples I see and talk to now and think they look so happily married only to hear that the 'mister' used to be a real bad boy back in de day with the horning and the licks. And if u see them now - pathetic shells heavily dependant on the wives they scorned for years.

A couple years ago found out that an old man that I had known my whole life and respected, was a terror in his youth. He had beaten his wife when she was pregnant, had her running through the village screaming for help and landed her in the hospital many many times. The wife told me the stories herself when I went to visit them after he had a stroke. Now he's practically bedridden with who to care for him? Only the longsuffering wife.

[guyguy]

I hate that some men go wandering around in their youth sowing seeds ....
Well, if there weren't sowees, then there wouldn't be sowers, would there?

[sapodila]

I hate that some men go wandering around in their youth sowing seeds ....

Well, if there weren't sowees, then there wouldn't be sowers, would there?
ah see yuh writing a dictionary too!

[serenity]

I hate that some men go wandering around in their youth sowing seeds ....
Well, if there weren't sowees, then there wouldn't be sowers, would there?

True. I know that too.
But opportunity is no excuse!

[dancerboy]

I would simply reply, because all men are dogs, and i do not want to dis-appoint you.

DANCERBOY
Wat breed? :D :D :D POT HOUND

[slightpepper[M]]

I don't believe for a minute that all men are dogs. There are good, honest and caring men out there who respect their wives and their marriage through faithfulness and sincere love. AND there are women who treat these men with the same respect and love they are receiving...revelations........I must say thanks fuh sayin dis...........

buh den 1 a meh bro's sister get vex ah day and say dat" all men are dogs"........dais y I tell she ...wen yuh lookin fuh dog wa yuh expect to get.......chups.......


However, if you met a man who wasn't a dog you would treat him as one. Then when he stars to bark you would say: you see i know all men are dogs........true......been there ...done dat.....

[dancerboy]

Never believe in lying about my marriage, or badtalking meh wife. DANCERBOY

At least u had standards... :roll:
Please doh insult dogs by comparing them to men with no respect for vows, family or fidelity. :geek:

Lemme hijack the thread lil bit.
I hate that some men go wandering around in their youth sowing seeds of despair and pain for their families and others and then in their old age, when dey tail useless and dry up, they suddenly see the value of familylife.

U know how many cute old couples I see and talk to now and think they look so happily married only to hear that the 'mister' used to be a real bad boy back in de day with the horning and the licks. And if u see them now - pathetic shells heavily dependant on the wives they scorned for years.

A couple years ago found out that an old man that I had known my whole life and respected, was a terror in his youth. He had beaten his wife when she was pregnant, had her running through the village screaming for help and landed her in the hospital many many times. The wife told me the stories herself when I went to visit them after he had a stroke. Now he's practically bedridden with who to care for him? Only the longsuffering wife. SERENRE doodoo this is meh third wife. And we got married on december 1st 1994. And to be honest with you i could be miserable at times, but ah never horn she, she too sweet ah person( wat u say,if she so sweet how come she end up wid me). Sometimes the way some women treat men, they run them away. And SERENE doodoo i appreciate my wife very much, and i let her know it. I am not waiting till ah get old and looking like ah prune to realize dat. That's like some men i know all they life, they drink,smoke run oman,teif, and when dey get old DEY BECOME A PILLARin de church, and want to convert everbody dey meet.( but dat is a next thread).

DANCERBOY

[Gagamell]

Never believe in lying about my marriage, or badtalking meh wife. DANCERBOY

At least u had standards... :roll:



Ahahahahahahaah! What a conundrum! :lol:

[Gagamell]

Back in the days i (like most men) 'uses' to cheat on meh wife. However, i always tell a woman 'up front' that i was married. Never believe in lying about my marriage, or badtalking meh wife. Anyhow, women would say, if you are married, why you still looking for another woman. I would simply reply, because all men are dogs, and i do not want to dis-appoint you. However, if you met a man who wasn't a dog you would treat him as one. Then when he stars to bark you would say: you see i know all men are dogs.

DANCERBOY

Preach on my brother :!: I wag my big fluffy tail in support.

[serenity]

However, if you met a man who wasn't a dog you would treat him as one. Then when he stars to bark you would say: you see i know all men are dogs.
DANCERBOY

I find it odd that u guys seem to identify with this.
Somehow it sounds nothing more than a lame excuse for why men choose to 'turn'.
Note I said 'choose'. Arent u responsible for your actions? For the decisions u make?
How can a woman treat u like a dog so much so u adopt the label and behave like one?
I agree that experiences can change a person's perspective but ultimately, what u choose to inculcate is your decision.
Not so?

[slightpepper[M]]

I find it odd that u guys seem to identify with this.
Somehow it sounds nothing more than a lame excuse for why men choose to 'turn'.
Note I said 'choose'. Arent u responsible for your actions? For the decisions u make?
How can a woman treat u like a dog so much so u adopt the label and behave like one?
I agree that experiences can change a person's perspective but ultimately, what u choose to inculcate is your decision.
Not so?.........I must admit seren...yuh right......buh its a lesson dat a man hav to learn by himself.......like many other life lessons..........to me it does look like ah domino effect........man treat woman bad.......woman now treat nex man bad.....dis man now treat nex woman bad.......and so forth........someting experience could only stop.......if ah man kno how he wants to be treated...treat ppl likewise.......buh sad to say it doh work like dat .......... :)

[snowbird]

I don't believe for a minute that all men are dogs. There are good, honest and caring men out there who respect their wives and their marriage through faithfulness and sincere love. AND there are women who treat these men with the same respect and love they are receiving.

"Out of the mouth of babes"...... tell him nah darlin, an tank yuh fer sticking up fer de good guys we were fortunate enough to marry ;)

[Chicabonita]

"Out of the mouth of babes"...... tell him nah darlin, an tank yuh fer sticking up fer de good guys we were fortunate enough to marry ;)

Thanks Snowbird. :)

What I do notice though (in topics of this nature) that some people think that because THEY have acted or act in a certain way with regards to their own relationships, they think the rest of us do the same thing. :?

[snowbird]

"Out of the mouth of babes"...... tell him nah darlin, an tank yuh fer sticking up fer de good guys we were fortunate enough to marry ;)

Thanks Snowbird. :)

What I do notice though (in topics of this nature) that some people think that because THEY have acted or act in a certain way with regards to their own relationships, they think the rest of us do the same thing. :?

:lol: honestly, I think some of them are supporting the negative just to get a rise out of us ladies.

[Chicabonita]

I won't be surprised in the least, it seems like men are more bacchanalist in this forum than the women. :roll:

[snowbird]

I won't be surprised in the least, it seems like men are more bacchanalist in this forum than the women. :roll:

I like to think of them as 'playful' like little puppies........Oooops, there goes that dog connotation :lol: dancer may be on to something after all. :lol:

[serenity]

]
I find it odd that u guys seem to identify with this.
Somehow it sounds nothing more than a lame excuse for why men choose to 'turn'.
Note I said 'choose'. Arent u responsible for your actions? For the decisions u make?
How can a woman treat u like a dog so much so u adopt the label and behave like one?
I agree that experiences can change a person's perspective but ultimately, what u choose to inculcate is your decision.
Not so?.........I must admit seren...yuh right......buh its a lesson dat a man hav to learn by himself.......like many other life lessons..........to me it does look like ah domino effect........man treat woman bad.......woman now treat nex man bad.....dis man now treat nex woman bad.......and so forth........someting experience could only stop.......if ah man kno how he wants to be treated...treat ppl likewise.......buh sad to say it doh work like dat .......... :)

This is how I see it. The same way a child from a depraved area could grow up surrounded by violence and crime and still be expected to move away from that and live an upstanding life by the wider community, the same way a man who suffered through one or more bad relationships should be able to rise above his circumstances and bad experiences and do what is right.

So ah doh want tuh hear allyuh talking bout Laventille ppl but then turn around and excuse your own sorry assed behaviour! Its the same excuses, the same mentality that u claim to abhor.

(Ah still love yuh eh slight, ah just had to get that off meh chest :mrgreen: )

[guyguy]

I hate that some men go wandering around in their youth sowing seeds ....
Well, if there weren't sowees, then there wouldn't be sowers, would there?

True. I know that too.
But opportunity is no excuse!
serenity,
Since the dawn of time, man have only two things on he mind; SEX and FOOD. So, if ANY man tell you otherwise, it's because he after one or the other or usually, both.

[serenity]

serenity,
Since the dawn of time, man have only two things on he mind; SEX and FOOD. So, if ANY man tell you otherwise, it's because he after one or the other or usually, both.

Tell me Guy, which were u thinking of when u first held your newborn? When u heard/saw your daughter take her first step? When u sat as your son's guest at his graduation? When u got the news of a dear relative passing?

Surely somewhere in there your indulged yourself in thinking beyond primal needs.

[guyguy]

serenity,
Since the dawn of time, man have only two things on he mind; SEX and FOOD. So, if ANY man tell you otherwise, it's because he after one or the other or usually, both.

Tell me Guy, which were u thinking of when u first held your newborn?
Ah waz thinkin; "Gord, dis chile nice oui. Ah better go have some more SEX an make ah nex one.

When u heard/saw your daughter take her first step?
Same answer as above

When u sat as your son's guest at his graduation?
Ah waz thinkin; "Ah wonder wat dey have tuh eat after dis graduation?"

When u got the news of a dear relative passing?
Ah waz thinkin; "Hmmm... iz long time I eh drink coffee in ah wake nah."

Surely somewhere in there your indulged yourself in thinking beyond primal needs.
SEX and FOOD in some cases and FOOD and SEX in other cases.

[WILPOWER]

serenity,
Since the dawn of time, man have only two things on he mind; SEX and FOOD. So, if ANY man tell you otherwise, it's because he after one or the other or usually, both.[/quote]

Some men apparently cannot tell the difference between food and sex nowadays. u understand. WILPOWER AND I ARE BUDDIES DOH GET CONFUSED

DANCERBOY

[guyguy]

serenity,
Since the dawn of time, man have only two things on he mind; SEX and FOOD. So, if ANY man tell you otherwise, it's because he after one or the other or usually, both.

Some men apparently cannot tell the difference between food and sex nowadays. u understand. WILPOWER AND I ARE BUDDIES DOH GET CONFUSED

DANCERBOY
So how come yuh handle say WILLPOWER buh yuh sig in yuh post say DANCERBOY? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[serenity]

serenity,
Since the dawn of time, man have only two things on he mind; SEX and FOOD. So, if ANY man tell you otherwise, it's because he after one or the other or usually, both.

Tell me Guy, which were u thinking of when u first held your newborn?
Ah waz thinkin; "Gord, dis chile nice oui. Ah better go have some more SEX an make ah nex one.

When u heard/saw your daughter take her first step?
Same answer as above

When u sat as your son's guest at his graduation?
Ah waz thinkin; "Ah wonder wat dey have tuh eat after dis graduation?"

When u got the news of a dear relative passing?
Ah waz thinkin; "Hmmm... iz long time I eh drink coffee in ah wake nah."

Surely somewhere in there your indulged yourself in thinking beyond primal needs.
SEX and FOOD in some cases and FOOD and SEX in other cases.


STEUPS! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[guyguy]

STEUPS! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bhahahahahahaha. Gyul, how yuh does fall fuh dem ting so easy, easy? Yuh tink meh name iz DOTISH .... ammmm ... ah meen Falcon o' wat? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[serenity]

STEUPS! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bhahahahahahaha. Gyul, how yuh does fall fuh dem ting so easy, easy? Yuh tink meh name iz DOTISH .... ammmm ... ah meen Falcon o' wat? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Nah, dais not yuh name but ah feel yuh taking lessons. :mrgreen:

Oh gorm Saps didi coming to slap meh fuh dat. :cry:

[guyguy]

STEUPS! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bhahahahahahaha. Gyul, how yuh does fall fuh dem ting so easy, easy? Yuh tink meh name iz DOTISH .... ammmm ... ah meen Falcon o' wat? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Nah, dais not yuh name but ah feel yuh taking lessons. :mrgreen:

Oh gorm Saps didi coming to slap meh fuh dat. :cry:
Well, he did win a gold medal in dotishness so ah tryin tuh lorn from de bess. :D :D :D

[serenity]

Well, he did win a gold medal in dotishness so ah tryin tuh lorn from de bess. :D :D :D

Guy, sometimes yuh lovable in an "I could strangle u!" way. :D


Waayyyyyy, u eh play yuh could derail a thread eh!

Back to the nasty man and dem....ummm...pathetic.

[guyguy]

Well, he did win a gold medal in dotishness so ah tryin tuh lorn from de bess. :D :D :D

Guy, sometimes yuh lovable in an "I could strangle u!" way. :D
Hahahahaha ... ah glad to know dat

Waayyyyyy, u eh play yuh could derail a thread eh!
My mission in life.

Back to the nasty man and dem....ummm...pathetic.
Yuh see. Dais de problem rite dey with man an oman. Yuh arsk ah question, yuh get ah answer, buh yuh still want tuh "DISCUSS." We men doh operate so gyul. Talk done arreddy. Move on tuh something else.

[slightpepper[M]]

This is how I see it. The same way a child from a depraved area could grow up surrounded by violence and crime and still be expected to move away from that and live an upstanding life by the wider community, the same way a man who suffered through one or more bad relationships should be able to rise above his circumstances and bad experiences and do what is right.
well I hope dis applies to women too seren.......


So ah doh want tuh hear allyuh talking bout Laventille ppl but then turn around and excuse your own sorry assed behaviour! Its the same excuses, the same mentality that u claim to abhor.....laventille is laventille and will always b laventille........and I tryin to avoid laventille...workwise or otherwise....



(Ah still love yuh eh slight, ah just had to get that off meh chest :mrgreen: ........I appreciate and respect yuh posts seren......even if yuh opinions differ from mine...... :D :D :D :D ........

[dancerboy]

serenity,
Since the dawn of time, man have only two things on he mind; SEX and FOOD. So, if ANY man tell you otherwise, it's because he after one or the other or usually, both.

Some men apparently cannot tell the difference between food and sex nowadays. u understand. WILPOWER AND I ARE BUDDIES DOH GET CONFUSED

DANCERBOY
So how come yuh handle say WILLPOWER buh yuh sig in yuh post say DANCERBOY? :lol: :lol: :lol: I was at WILPOWER'S HOUSE, and i was demonstrating something to him. As a matter of fact, it was his father who brought us down to OCALA, and encouraged us to buy land back in 2004.

DANCERBOY

[guyguy]

Drinks Show Your Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail'
a woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal,low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to
do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum --
the deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

[serenity]

Ah really shame fuh yuh GuyGuy.
“It is the characteristic of the magnanimous man to ask no favor but to be ready to do kindness [and be kind] to others.”

[guyguy]

Ah really shame fuh yuh Guy.
“It is the characteristic of the magnanimous man to ask no favor but to be ready to do kindness [and be kind] to others.”
Hmmm ... ah see yuh does read Aristotle an ting gyul. Yuh brite like ah towsan watt bulb. Yuh ever try John Stuart Mill or he fadda James Mill and Utilitarianism? How bout Immanuel Kant? He eh too bard eidder. After dat, try Thomas Kuhn and Thomas Hobbs. Doh by-pass Karl Marx if yuh eh read Das Capital yet eh.

[serenity]

Ah really shame fuh yuh Guy.
“It is the characteristic of the magnanimous man to ask no favor but to be ready to do kindness [and be kind] to others.”
Hmmm ... ah see yuh does read Aristotle an ting gyul. Yuh brite like ah towsan watt bulb. Yuh ever try John Stuart Mill or he fadda James Mill and Utilitarianism? How bout Immanuel Kant? He eh too bard eidder. After dat, try Thomas Kuhn and Thomas Hobbs. Doh by-pass Karl Marx if yuh eh read Das Capital yet eh.

I take it u read all those? And yet it seems u've learnt very little other than to identify pretty quotes.

[guyguy]

Ah really shame fuh yuh Guy.
“It is the characteristic of the magnanimous man to ask no favor but to be ready to do kindness [and be kind] to others.”
Hmmm ... ah see yuh does read Aristotle an ting gyul. Yuh brite like ah towsan watt bulb. Yuh ever try John Stuart Mill or he fadda James Mill and Utilitarianism? How bout Immanuel Kant? He eh too bard eidder. After dat, try Thomas Kuhn and Thomas Hobbs. Doh by-pass Karl Marx if yuh eh read Das Capital yet eh.

I take it u read all those? And yet it seems u've learnt very little other than to identify pretty quotes.
Meh head hard gyul. Wat ah go do? eh? Well, at least ah cud identify some ah de quotes. ent? An yes! Ah read all ah dem fellas donkey years now. Ah even had tuh start wit Socrates whose student was Plato whose student was Aristotle whose student was Alexander the Great ... kinda interestin' eh? Dis week ah tryin' tuh see if ah cud finish The Grapes of Wrath by Steinbeck. Ah figga eef ah read enuff ah mite get as smart as you iz.

[serenity]

Know whats the ironic thing? This is how u are coming across:


Easy; thinks he is classy and sophisticated, actually, he has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make him feel smarter than he is...this should be an easy target.


But since I dont subscribe to mamaguy, I'll tell it to u straight.
Its not clever GuyGuy. Its disappointing and rather sad, esp coming from a man of your age and apparent status.

[guyguy]

Know whats the ironic thing? This is how u are coming across:


Easy; thinks he is classy and sophisticated, actually, he has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make him feel smarter than he is...this should be an easy target.


But since I dont subscribe to mamaguy, I'll tell it to u straight.
Its not clever GuyGuy. Its disappointing and rather sad, esp coming from a man of your age and apparent status.
Well gyul, wat ah go say. Ah from de bush and de lagoon mentality does creep in now an den. So ah know dat ah not classy and sophisticated but jess ah lil ****** boy from de bush. An ah doh try tuh impress anybody either since iz me an meh wife who does have tuh pay de morgage every month.

On the other hand, if you want to get into the ring with the big boys, be prepared to end up in the slop. It gets very nasty in there.

[serenity]

Ah from de bush and de lagoon mentality does creep in now an den. So ah know dat ah not classy and sophisticated but jess ah lil ****** boy from de bush.

On the other hand, if you want to get into the ring with the big boys, be prepared to end up in the slop. It gets very nasty in there.

Thanks for the warning/threat. I'll leave it here. I said all I needed to say on the issue. Carry on.

[guyguy]

Ah from de bush and de lagoon mentality does creep in now an den. So ah know dat ah not classy and sophisticated but jess ah lil ****** boy from de bush.

On the other hand, if you want to get into the ring with the big boys, be prepared to end up in the slop. It gets very nasty in there.

Thanks for the warning/threat. I'll leave it here. I said all I needed to say on the issue. Carry on.
Dais not ah warning nor ah threat but some friendly advice. Dais from experience orn dis Forum since it start in 1994. Take it or leave it. That's your prerogative.

But in all seriousness, I can't figure out what got you so upset. You must be really tired and not thinking clearly. Go to bed. Everything will be better tomorrow.

[syxxi-fux]

Men are only dogs if they want to call themselves dogs. And if they choose to call themselves that they betta be careful not to catch any fleas. :lol:

[guyguy]

Men are only dogs if they want to call themselves dogs. And if they choose to call themselves that they betta be careful not to catch any fleas. :lol:
Very well put.

[slightpepper[M]]

lawd.......how tings does get outta hand so easy in here...........

[Huma]

You know what a dog needs?

Do you really know what a dog needs?

[guyguy]

You know what a dog needs?

Do you really know what a dog needs?
Please feel free to enlighten us since I'm certain it's your specialty.

[Huma]

A dog needs a BITCH. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM3_HNPGyaQ)

:lol:

[Huma]

The audience reaction to the club scene where they played that song (Women: "Excuse me!" :x ... Men: "Woooooy!" :lol: ) was the only good thing in that movie. :lol:

[guyguy]

A dog needs a BITCH. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM3_HNPGyaQ)

:lol:
So, I see you concur with these low-lifes by degrading women in this manner? What and whom do you teach?
I wonder what your mom, sister, aunt or other female relatives would think if they knew how you feel about women? Hopefully, you don't have a daughter but if and when you do, be sure to address them in this most foul manner, okay?