WHAT'S THE BEST PICKUP LINE U HAVE HEARD OR USED

[dancerboy]

When i was in my days, back in good ole NEW YORK, i was on a very crowded subway one evening. A very attractive young lady entered the train. We were literally in each other's face, i said to her; 'IF WE GET ANY CLOSER, WE WILL HAVE TO GET MARRIED, to which she replied, ' THAT SHOULD BE CHALLENGING' . I will not get into the results of that chance meeting. DANCERBOY

[neilrmp]

That was back in the days, now the girls say that to you.

[KFCSpicy]

none.

men suck with their pick up lines. "farmaleeeeeeeee....ah like yuh pink panty" is not my idea of tilltilating or even stimulating convo and any sort of attractant. :roll:

[dhal]

i was havin a real bad day and i was in traffic and this man lean out of his window and say "baby...yuh so pretty...smile nah and yuh will b beautiful" needless to say it worked...i smiled :D

[KFCSpicy]

^^^^so yuh going and start dating him dhal? :? cause we talking bout pick up lines eh not mamaguy. :roll:

[bradygirl]

When i was in my days, back in good ole NEW YORK, i was on a very crowded subway one evening. A very attractive young lady entered the train. We were literally in each other's face, i said to her; 'IF WE GET ANY CLOSER, WE WILL HAVE TO GET MARRIED, to which she replied, ' THAT SHOULD BE CHALLENGING' . I will not get into the results of that chance meeting. DANCERBOY
Maybe it's just me after a long week at work...but that don't sound like a nice answer....why should it be challenging??? Shouldn't it be "not a problem"? Allyuh confusing me too much tonight yuh know.

[bradygirl]

i was havin a real bad day and i was in traffic and this man lean out of his window and say "baby...yuh so pretty...smile nah and yuh will b beautiful" needless to say it worked...i smiled :D
Same thing here...if someone said that to me I'd be thinking...so ah WILL be beautiful? what about now? I eh beautiful? I woulda done give dat man one hard look! :mrgreen:

[Scorpio]

Hi, would you like to go to a party with me next week ?.....

She asked me this at a crowded club one Friday night, I didn't know her, but I said yes, we went to that party, and we (eventually) started dating, I'm crazy about her now, hoping she feels the same way.... :|

(stop rolling your eyes, K, vaio and pnut)

[dancerboy]

I met, as usual, a very attractive lady at a party. I asked my friend across the floor, 'DO YOU HAVE CHANGE?, I WANT TO CALL MEH MOTHER AND TELL HER I MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS. THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A NIGHTMARE. I AM HAVING A FEW DRINKS OF RUM PUNCH, SO PLEEZE EXCUSE ANYTHING UNUSUAL. DANCERBOY

[peanut]

Ha ha, your head bad too eh .. is "Asti" in the house for me tonite ... well look ting

[Scorpio]

Like all ah we on ttol drunk tonite... :D

[peanut]

I have an excuse .. I could only fly if ah high so ah could sleep during the flight .. what is yours :D

[Scorpio]

Is Friday night (well now Saturday morning)...that is all he excuse I need... :D

[neilrmp]

This one I heard..., The sky must have a hole because you look like an angel that fell from heven.

[Scorpio]

^^^Neil, don't know about you eh, but I would not have been happy if someone called me an angel you know, it has a feminine ring to it. :?

[KFCSpicy]

:shock: :roll: rhymes wid smut :?

[neilrmp]

I was NOT said to my....... Thank god!.

[sapodila]

Hear dis one the stupid boi said " yuh cutting style?...... keep cutting yuh style! ....anything I want, I does get!"............ammmmmmmmm........he was rite :oops:

[KFCSpicy]

^^^^yuh eh shame? :shock:

[sapodila]

Noooooooooo!.......... it survived 17 years and going strong oui! :D

[KFCSpicy]

wayyyyyyyy sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao well done saps, well done :D

[kemist]

"aye gyul, waiz yuh name?"

plain, simple, good icebreaker, works for me.

[Scorpio]

:shock: :roll: rhymes wid smut :?


Butt ? Yeah she has a nice one... :D

[Scorpio]

Hear dis one the stupid boi said " yuh cutting style?...... keep cutting yuh style! ....anything I want, I does get!"............ammmmmmmmm........he was rite :oops:


Saps, if somebody use that line today, the only thing they will get is a restraining order for stalking....... :D

[KFCSpicy]

guy stopping me outside a club that used to be in long circular mall one night "ah coming back for u...ah does be watching u eh...me and u dancing tonight and u go be my oman"

we dated for a year and are friends till now...well we does keep in contact so i wouldn't call that friendship. :?

[sapodila]

Hear dis one the stupid boi said " yuh cutting style?...... keep cutting yuh style! ....anything I want, I does get!"............ammmmmmmmm........he was rite :oops:


Saps, if somebody use that line today, the only thing they will get is a restraining order for stalking....... :D

try it nah an see :lol:

[sapodila]

guy stopping me outside a club that used to be in long circular mall one night "ah coming back for u...ah does be watching u eh...me and u dancing tonight and u go be my oman"

we dated for a year and are friends till now...well we does keep in contact so i wouldn't call that friendship. :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[vaio]

Hi, would you like to go to a party with me next week ?.....

She asked me this at a crowded club one Friday night, I didn't know her, but I said yes, we went to that party, and we (eventually) started dating, I'm crazy about her now, hoping she feels the same way.... :|

(stop rolling your eyes, K, vaio and pnut)

:roll:

[KFCSpicy]

ah tell yuh he is something that rhymes wid bow :roll: :roll:

[vaio]

tow? :?

[KFCSpicy]

yeah :roll:

One guy i briefly dated said to me first time he saw me on the taxi stand...yuh man must be does frock u non stop girl if i was your man is all over de car bonnet yuh getting it and we eh go be leaving home either. :D needless to say that was a highly sexual relationship after that. :? :(

[dhal]

^^^^so yuh going and start dating him dhal? :? cause we talking bout pick up lines eh not mamaguy. :roll:

is d same thing! if it work is a pick up line...if it eh work is mamaguy.... :P